cocavessis 

incredibly attractive individuals who literally stop traffic when walking in public. they are greek gods noted for their looks, intelligence, social prowess, and cultural backgrounds. with hearts of gold, they make the lives of those around them exponentially more meaningful and exciting.

surfer #1: "dude, that guy's a total cocavessis!"
surfer #2: "gnarly. wouldn't you kill to have a rockin' last name like that?"
surfer #1: "dude bro. word."

cocavessis by --p-- January 1, 2009