cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

cob knobber 

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler

Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"

cob knobber by Pun_King300 January 27, 2017

cob knobber 

someone who is a lame idiot face

jon: lolz he such a cob knobber

Dan: roflmao gawd

cob knobber by Daniel Stiffwood July 2, 2008

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.

Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

cobnobbler by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006

cobknobbler 

one who knobbles the cob.

anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler

cobknobbler by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009

Cocknobbler 

A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.

Arrrggghh!!! I just got cocknobbled by a cocknobbler!

Cocknobbler by Knightmarine April 6, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019