clunge donkey 

a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.

Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!

clunge donkey by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011

Clungemonkey 

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.

'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'

Clungemonkey by doombadger April 25, 2010