A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry
Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny
by Farmerfox3 September 2, 2019
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When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
by Miles Faggerton August 3, 2015
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