closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

Homeless Man's Closet

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.

Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

by Miles Faggerton September 5, 2015

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

closetmonkey

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

by gogobordello May 1, 2009

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

by zippo man November 6, 2004

Closetmale

A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time

There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man

by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018