clobberfossiled

When someone gets rocked with such forces (clobbered) that they begin to metaphorically fossilize.

Person 1: did you see UFC 2084 last night!?
Person 2: Yeah my guy Elmo got clobberfossiled in the first round! THE FIRST ROUND! Lightning McQueen should be named the clobberfossiling champion.

by Hunter Sech November 20, 2020