clittaint

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a clittaint forms when a rare disease causes a woman's taint to combine with her clitorus hole(aka vagina) causing her vagina to be connected with her asshole and forming one gigantic hole in place of a separate asshole and vagina. This gigantic hole is known as a clittaint. Once a woman grows a clittaint, her durf starts to grow directly out of the hole where the taint used to exist.

Wow that girl no longer has an asshole and vagina. There's just one giant clittaint there instead!

clittaint by The Durf Fiddler May 31, 2013

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clittini

1.One drinks the ejaculatory fluids from a female orgasm while giving her oral sex.

May I have another clittini?

clittini by RB Kitaj February 16, 2005

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Clittityclick

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.

I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.

Clittityclick by clitring July 25, 2009

Clittin'

Alternate spelling and pronunciation of Bill Clinton's last name. Originated from George Carlin.

"I don't call him Clinton, I call him Clittin'. C-L-I-TEE...T-I-N-apostrophEE"
~George Carlin

Clittin' by EagleRock March 16, 2003

clittit

The act of rubbing ones tit into the aroused clit of a female.

Hopefully 2 females but an overweight male could concievably perform this erotic at.

Dude the other day I saw two girls performing a clittit, I immediately blew my load in my pants.

clittit by ey1383 October 5, 2007

Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Dick Clittington by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

clitgantic

A clit that is so big and long that it hangs pass the pussy lips and resembles a small penis.

When I was sucking on her clitgantic clit and it felt like I was blowing a fucking guy!!! NASTY!

clitgantic by phat oreo February 14, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026