clittaint

a clittaint forms when a rare disease causes a woman's taint to combine with her clitorus hole(aka vagina) causing her vagina to be connected with her asshole and forming one gigantic hole in place of a separate asshole and vagina. This gigantic hole is known as a clittaint. Once a woman grows a clittaint, her durf starts to grow directly out of the hole where the taint used to exist.

Wow that girl no longer has an asshole and vagina. There's just one giant clittaint there instead!

by The Durf Fiddler May 31, 2013

clittini

1.One drinks the ejaculatory fluids from a female orgasm while giving her oral sex.

May I have another clittini?

by RB Kitaj February 16, 2005

Clittityclick

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.

I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.

by clitring July 25, 2009

Clittin'

Alternate spelling and pronunciation of Bill Clinton's last name. Originated from George Carlin.

"I don't call him Clinton, I call him Clittin'. C-L-I-TEE...T-I-N-apostrophEE"
~George Carlin

by EagleRock March 16, 2003

clittit

The act of rubbing ones tit into the aroused clit of a female.

Hopefully 2 females but an overweight male could concievably perform this erotic at.

Dude the other day I saw two girls performing a clittit, I immediately blew my load in my pants.

by ey1383 October 5, 2007

Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

clitgantic

A clit that is so big and long that it hangs pass the pussy lips and resembles a small penis.

When I was sucking on her clitgantic clit and it felt like I was blowing a fucking guy!!! NASTY!

by phat oreo February 14, 2009