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1. When a girls vagina suctions to your face and you cant get it unlatched unless you finger her bunghole

2. Any dirty way of saying latching onto something or someone.

Pronounced: like bleach and leech.
1. Last night i was cleaeched onto this girl, i cant believe i got out of it.

2. My dog just cleaeched onto my leg.

3. last night i was cleaeched onto your mom.
cleaech by Schuker July 7, 2011
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Noun- part of a males body between balls and asshole, commonly called a gooch.

Verb- the action of rubbing your “cleech” on another’s face.
Hey man look at my cleech.

Bro go cleech that man.

Oh man, he just got cleeched.
Cleech by The book of 🅱️Ones December 20, 2022

cleavecheese

Cleavecheese occurs when a woman is eating, and food particles accidentally spill into her cleavage.

The particles then ferment in this warm, cavernous environment and if left untreated, transform into a mold-like substance called cleavecheese.
"Dude, did you see Mrs. MacDonald's cleavecheese when she bent down? It was all brown and shit."
cleavecheese by Daniel Nathaniel April 30, 2009

Cleatched 

The noise of something squishing and wet being squished.
The slime ball cleatched when I stepped on it
Cleatched by Yetepete June 29, 2020

CleatChaser 

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.
CleatChaser by Mo $ March 30, 2008
Johan was cleaching his yard, with the sharpest rake the world had seen.
cleach by Saratoga Sevonja May 15, 2005
a person that follows people around who don't really want them to be there. they are clingy and leechy (leech) at the same time.
come to this party, but don't tell that cleechy kid.
cleechy by nini's a ninja April 30, 2006
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Soul digger

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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