claxxon

A person thing that is significantly loud, or has a skill to annoy all their surroundings.

A claxxon is an energetic, hyper being that will make use of any boring thing in the room and convert it into a tool of entertainment.

"Look at that Claxxon! he really gets on my nerves, but i wanna hang with him"

by Curtian May 20, 2014

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

claxon

A word that can mean anything in any context.

claxon me a pint mate.
you claxon
im claxoning off to the shop
claxon you later
waa im claxoned

by k werd May 6, 2005

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

claxon

A term heavily used by Britain's new underclass- otherwise known as chavs, and made famous by the legendary Devvo, to indicate annoyance at another person- most often non-chavs.

An insult with no real substance- indicates an inner city public school education amongst the user.

A highly amusing insult that the middle classes use when they wish to parody chavs.

"Did youn key me saxo you fuckin' claxon!?"

"I'll spark you reet out you fuckin' claxon!"

"Get off me burberins you fuckin' claxon!"

"'Ere maate, yer step-dad's a reet fuckin' claxon."

by Heeby1 November 27, 2005

claxon

A noisy and annoying person, usually those who dominate conversations by being loud and overly assertive, or the type that laugh really loud and make idiots of themselves when drunk.

Zip it and quit being such a claxon.

by MoonRat August 29, 2005

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.

YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.

by c.t July 18, 2005