circle of arse

When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.

circle of arse

...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".

circle of arse by MrGrumps January 11, 2011

Vicious Circle Of Arse Lickery

When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.

Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more

Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us

All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.

Vicious Circle Of Arse Lickery by Q.P Wildebeest September 20, 2011