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church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.
by seriously123? November 5, 2010
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Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day
Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.
by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020
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