When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.
I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.
by DrBBD August 18, 2017
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The practice of violently masturbating a flaccid penis to force an erection.

Chumming/ to chum it out
Hey bro, wanna chum it out? I'm flaccid and ready to go

Chumming= jorking your softie
by Luggnutter August 18, 2024
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Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.
Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.
by Gladystoper September 17, 2018
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Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.
After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd
by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023
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Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.
After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd
by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023
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A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.
There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.
by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017
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