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Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.
"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."
Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011
A genre or concept of music popular mainly in underground or expirimental scenes, characterized by total improvisation of lyrics and music and never playing the same song twice. Usually features elements of hip-hop and metal. Live recordings are sold far more often than studio work.
Greduction Stimulus and Big Baby Bye Bye are Chalkface bands.

culoface 

in spanish, "culo" means ass, therefore, culoface is one who is a genuine ass face
anthony, ur such a culoface
Pale skinned individual. Synonym for whitey or cracker.
Did you see the chalkface tryin to dance last night?
chalkface by DimeSacks March 22, 2008

chumpfacewhore 

a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.
ooohmygood look at her she's such a chumpfacewhore let's throw shoes at her!!!!
chumpfacewhore by blonndie January 9, 2011

Chakafaced 

When a person who is alergic to alcohol drinks until their face swells up and turns bright red.
We did a retarded amount of shots last night. Everybody was Chakafaced.