chukney

Just another one of those words that you don't hear correctly as a child, and then continue to mispronounce throughout your childhood and early twenties.

See 'mechanical veins'

"John, put the bottle down! That's enough chukney on your potatoes!"

by photofx April 12, 2010

bum chukney

A water-based poo that can come out of your bottom.

Gay 1: Ah, thats better.
Gay 2: You better of got rid of your bum chukney, for tonight. ;)

by Catnob January 1, 2014

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

Chunkey

A cross between a chicken and a monkey.

Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!

by Puzzball May 16, 2006

chutney hood

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

by *hanz* June 30, 2005