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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
Christmas Cut-Off by TK403 September 21, 2014

christmas cuts 

a slice of world famous mack & manco's pizza topped with spinach & tomatoes.

the roots of this term are derived from the legendary mack & manco shorthand made famous in the long, hot summers endured at the flagship ninth street locale.
"I need christmas cuts, back."
christmas cuts by jsnyd September 26, 2005

Christmasculine 

A portmanteau of Christmas and masculine used to describe something both festive and manly.
Gregory: Hey Jim, what word best describes a kickass, cut Santa who exterminates the naughty and ornaments his sleigh with their skulls?

Jim: Christmasculine.

Gregory: Wow, that's so creative! An Urban Dictionary Editor would have to be a puss puss who listens to butt-rock to reject that!

Jim: Agreed.
Christmasculine by Nitro Wonder December 25, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026