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A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 09, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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