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chongloo 

The small, hard, petrified chunk of shit that blocks the rectum when a person is constipated. The chongloo continues to cause more severe problems and discomfort the longer it's in place. It's also a celebretory exclamation that's made when the chongloo is finally dislodged and drops into the toilet. The term is said to have originated in China and later came into common useage in Malaysia. Recently it has been used frequently in the southeastern United States.
Chongloo! Damn, that was one nasty, hard little piece of shit!.
chongloo by nie1chl August 28, 2008
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Chongoose 

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose
Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.
Chongoose by A chongoose April 13, 2010

Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.
"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"
Chongoloid by G-Gates September 10, 2011
A small Korean girl that is very cute and lovable, although can also be a bit slow, but we all love her anyway!
Who's that short asian girl over there?

Like my best friend, Chongsoo!
Chongsoo by Princessbunny922 January 28, 2011

Choogloo 

- a unique word to use to say wassup to a homie or just a random ass word to say randomly.
Wassup Choog

“Chooglooooooo”
Choogloo by 1of1neeks February 25, 2022

Choogloo 

- a unique word that is used to say wassup to a homie or a fun word to say randomly but you gotta scream that bitch.

Invented by 1of1neeks (Neeks the goat)
Wassup Choog” or “Chooglooooo”
Choogloo by 1of1neeks February 25, 2022

chonglong 

chonglong is a very pretty girl with a big bunda
"i just fucked chonglong and it was nice"
chonglong by chongis May 11, 2022
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