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chokefart 

chokefart: (noun) A noise that sounds like a fake fart made by someone's armpit, but really it's just your co-worker choking on some hummus.
"Yo, did you hear the new sales guy making stupid fart noises with his armpit earlier?"

"Nah man, that was just Emily chokefarting on her hummus again."
chokefart by YourChokeFart.Com September 16, 2014
Words you can keep

Chokeworthy 

Wow that’s so chokeworthy!”
Rochelle is chokeworthy!”
Chokeworthy by Brocwed October 10, 2019

cakefart 

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.
Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.
cakefart by Donnald June 11, 2008

Cakefarts 

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is into Cakefarts. She actually indulged in a video showing her blasting a birthday cake with her anus.
Cakefarts by Adolphus Titus March 15, 2011

Cakefarts 

When a man or woman nuzzles the entrance of there anus into a freshly cooked cake then lifts and passes wind,some people get erotic pleasure from this.

Tina's favourite thing to do is cakefarts.
Cakefarts by Josh Huntington October 18, 2008

cakefart 

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
cakefart by Steve06 August 30, 2008

cakefarts 

A fairly popular website that has already exceeded 2girls1cup in popularity and has also been talked about on quite a few radio stations
cakefarts is already more popular than 2girls1cup
cakefarts by Donna Luise October 23, 2008
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