chodulance 

1) What should be said if an ambulance resets the stop light when you are about to get a green

2) Incredibly strong and annoying turbulance

1) Oh my god, we've been at the light forever. Wait the cars are slowing down. Its going to turn green. CHODULANCE.

2) Ladies and gentlemen, the turbulance has now become severe chodulance. We advise you duck and cover your heads.

chodulance by HyperAjax August 7, 2009

copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

copulance by lauramon March 1, 2014