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Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

chacarron 

Song by El Mudo (feel free to translate that)

Really bad, yet incredibly good (funny).
Dude, what are the lyrics to that Chacarron song?
Duuuude just go ualeulaeuleuelaeuelaeuaeluale!

chocaconda 

When you take a shit, that swirls around in a snake formation and has a head that sticks out of the toilet bowl water.
You might have had dirreha but you havent had anything like a chocaconda!
chocaconda by Toliet God February 17, 2008

Chinatron 

1. A small piece of hash

2. Another name for cannabis

3. Heard in the song Legalizacion by Ska-P
She cut open the cigarette, removed the tobacco, filled it with chinatron, and she was gone for the rest of 4th period.
Chinatron by Santa Lucia Calavera November 16, 2010
A vacation centered around doing a lot of cocaine.
Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.
Cocation by Timberhill October 26, 2010
a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.
Cockatron by The Anarchist June 11, 2003