chipper chapper

One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.

"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"

by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.

Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!

by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

egg and chipper

A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.

Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.

by Hard boiled May 14, 2016

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008