1. Acting smarter than you actually are.
2. Wardrobe consisting of just work attire.
3. Often spotted at the track and casino.
4. Blaming others for your own inadequacies.
5. Thinking your "Daaaaddddy".
6. Often asks the question, "Who's this
guy?"
7. Having a boyfriend from Chattanooga, Tennesee.
8. Also known as a
bum
9. A huge fan of the winning team.
10. Contantly recieving personal calls on everyone else's line.
11. Speaking quietly as if your talking to a flea.
12. Being the best air-
guitar and air-basketball player ever.
13. Having a son that will be the first to play all of the four major sports perfessionally.
14. Showing hate towards
people with pin-heads.
15. Claiming to have a girlfriend named Wendy.
16. Putting on knee-pads when upper-authority walks through the
door.