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chinese finger cuffs 

when a girl is getting fucked doggystyle and sucking a guys dick at the same time. it is like finger cuffs in the way you get stuck in both ends.
andy was driving the bus and a dirty whore began to suck his man hood. then d lew relized it was perfect time to give her the chinese finger cuffs so he lifted up her skirt and fucked the bitch right in the ass.(sean burk was was doing the Sneaky Sunderland)

Chinese Finger Cuffs 

1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.

2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."

Chinese Fingercuff Drill

-Verb, This spectacular event requires a few step process and assumes the following scenario.

At least two people are inserted into someone in between them that is in a sitting or standing doggy style position.

The process begins with DP-ing someone in a synchronized rhythmic fashion. Next, after initiating some signal everyone immediately withdraws themselves from the inside of the person and with arms wildly flailing revolve around the same penetrated individual switching places with your comrades in sex in a musical chairs fashion.

Afterward high 10's and pretend chest bumps are highly recommended.
Oh man, you should have seen the Chinese Fingercuff Drill they pulled on her at lunch time!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026