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Chimneysweep

Chimneysweep is a slang term for a genius, used on many forums around the internet.
We love you chimneysweep!
by Shaun Russell November 7, 2004
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Chimneysweep

Comes from Madness Temple, to mean a complete tit with no redeeming qualities. A user once accidentaly named himself this and was shamed forever more.
Pah, look at that idiot. Hes such a chimneysweep.
by Tom Chambers November 13, 2004
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Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.
The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.
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Champion Chimney Sweep

To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.
"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"

A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss
by Champion Chimney Sweep March 19, 2010
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Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.
by El Kroppo August 13, 2008
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Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
by CherubPKU December 24, 2008
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The Russian Chimney Sweep

The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
by Chicko123 February 20, 2009
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