chimmo

Used to describe a friend who is annoying. Term of endearment.
Short form: chim

"You cancelled our plans you chimmo."
"You are a chim."

chimmo by K(indest)B(estest) December 3, 2020

chimmo

Used to describe a friend who is annoying. Term of endearment.
Short form- Chim

"You cancelled our plans, you're such a chimmo."
"You are such a chim."

chimmo by K(indest)B(estest) December 3, 2020

chinmoy 

A highly intelligent person with great insight and vision. Spiritually evolved, kind and intuitive.

Meeting Chinmoy was an experience to remember.

chinmoy by CPS27 March 23, 2020

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chismosa 

A nosey ass motherfucker

Mirel was being a chismosa as she looked over at my phone, and tried to read my text.

Chismosa by Chickentendersaremyheaven June 26, 2017

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

chipmonger by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

chismoso 

a male who likes to gossip.

"carlos stop being a chismoso telling everyone about zoiana sleeping with juan"

chismoso by Chismoso March 12, 2017