n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"
by dizzave September 18, 2006
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n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.
"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"
by uberconservative September 16, 2006
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