chelzea 

This is the kinda girl who enjoys pickles on a cold Sunday night. She sleeps late and wakes up never. Chelzea is a master witchcrafter. She knows every line of the Bible and knows a line of coke.

Wow Chelzea is looking extra fresh today.

Chelzea ate that entire meatball in 7 bites!

chelzea by Bob.ert November 15, 2018

Chelsea boots 

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67

Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry

Chelsea boots by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

Pulling a Chelsea by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

Chelsea 

Calm, even when facing pressure
Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine

Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line

Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that

Chelsea by Phil__Shady November 12, 2020

Chelsea Academy 

A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat

You want to go to a trash school, well why not go to Chelsea Academy

Chelsea Academy by Manifesto Supporter April 13, 2019

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

Chelsea "Banter" Club by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

Chelsea Academy 

chelsea academy is the shittest place on earth where teachers such as Miss Whittle, Mr Whitley and the weird guy who waits outside the school gate every morning care about taking your coat of inside, chewing gum and hearing a phone ring more than bullying and our actual education. The poor yr group:yr 9 some could say that we are the best however we suffer unconditionally with Ms Thakerer who is our favourite English teacher by day and the moany Deputy Head of year by night kmt then we have and THOMLINSON who is a alcoholic clearly, Ms Heatherington the lesbo etcccc in conclusion don’t come to our school

Neeky girl on tik tok: Ayo Chelsea Academy check

Ayo: shut up man yur breath stinks

Chelsea Academy by Jaimee Horgan April 28, 2020