cheeksed 

the act of stealing something by hiding it between your arse cheeks. the act of stealing in this way is cheeksing, the item is cheeksed and if youre going to steal in this was youre going to cheeks

at the shop
frazer: are you going to cheeks anything
aaron: yeah i cheeksed some crisps
Boss man bunless: get out of my shop, stop cheeksing!

cheeksed by Threesome_69 February 20, 2018

Cheesed to meet you 

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

Cheesed to meet you by blahtothethird July 13, 2022

Double Cheeked Up 

Someone with an immense amount of ass

"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"

Double Cheeked Up by DoubleCheekedUp May 3, 2019

chucky cheesed off 

term which best describes the ire expressed by a wee one or little one over any real or imagined slight.......

Little Paul was really chucky cheesed off not to get a transformer for his birthday.

chucky cheesed off by sheila in the car March 15, 2010

Swiss Cheesed 

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese

You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed

Swiss Cheesed by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019

fat cheeked 

When a person hangs up on another person on the phone accidentally, because their cheek pushes into the hang up button.

fat cheek syndrome: a chronic case of fat cheeking.

"Man,I totally fat cheeked on you again sorry!"

"I'm really suffering from fat cheek syndrome, I fat cheeked on like 5 people today!"

fat cheeked by cflorkie April 7, 2008

double cheeked up 

When a Girl has a really Fat ass!

John: Damn bro that girl is double cheeked up!

Chris: foreal bro she really is.

double cheeked up by Forgeefriendly November 9, 2015