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Jonathan Cheban 

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban
Jonathan Cheban by nst_nicole April 1, 2017
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Chetan means a person who is really loyal and kind he maybe a bit shot tempered at times but really caring.
Chetan is a stud!
Chetan by Soumya January 7, 2018

Chedanite 

The coldest substance known to man. Chedanite deposits can only be found at Hayfield Bus Stop which is often described as the"cheddest" place in the world.
WOW it is pukka ched today I should have worn my coat.
Your gaff is chedanite turn up the heating you sket.
Chedanite by MafyewTheRaasclaat October 22, 2020
A beutiful, spirited, and extremley atractive person with lots of laughs to give, and spreads their happiness all around to the people who love them.
Me: i am really depressed today
You: you should call chetana!!
Me: wow, i should have thought of that!!! GREAT IDEA!
Chetana by Preston3251 February 23, 2011
Chelan is a perfect girl, who is smart, spontaneous, and gorgeous. Chelan is that one girl who you walk by and guys all around are saying "Dnag girl you looking fine" Chelan is perfect. She can be moody at times but she is so perfect that it takes away everything that is bad about her.
Chelan is Gorgeous she is so Amazing that every guy wants to be with her.
chelan by Monkeyfartsftw August 9, 2015
They are the coolest person in the room. Capable of drawing introverts into a conversation and make them feel very comfortable. Super fun to hangout with. Good at planning budget friendly trips. They are good at calculations.

They have a fantastic perspective towards life. They are very creative and think out of the box. They are not afraid of anything life throws at them.

They are very influential leaders and makes you want to follow them. Extremely considerate about others feeling. Sometimes the lie so they won’t hurt you and end up you more. Capable of guiding people and finding way out of the most difficult situations. You name a problem, they got a practical solution for it. They have a strong presence. No one can ignore them. Their likability is incomparable. They sometimes find it difficult to say No to others.

They are interested in playing and watching sports.

If you are his partner, then you are damn lucky. They give their all to you. They can fight the world for you. They know how to create a balance. They are caring, protective and if you have a Chetan beside you then you are less likely to fall into any traps and troubles. They have ability to make you feel relaxed under most stressful situations. They always there for you during your ups and downs. They have a magic wand that can tackle all your mood swings.
Chetan is awesome, influential and fantastic.
Chetan by wrecking_beetle November 26, 2021
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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