chauks

Noun, entomology Engerlish/Greek, in common usage since 2004

1. Term used to describe someone who is as curious as a cat; see definition for WHISKERS
2. The essence of partying.
3. Person one should consult after a cocaine overdose
4. Trick

1. What made me do that? I couldn't help myself. I'm curious as a chauks. It's in my blood.
2. In all of my partying days, I've never seen a girl party like that. Look at that chauks down the tequila shots.
3. Wow, I'm a coke-head. I better go see a chauks.
4. Self-explanatory

by Diane December 13, 2004

Chanksploon

A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

by ilovethewaydanhowells January 2, 2016

chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan

I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

by danlester June 9, 2016

Charks

The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.

Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.

Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.

Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.

by jshocks February 5, 2018

Chanksploon

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

by Heart_eyes_howell March 4, 2016

Chaunsy

A teenage boy who consistently obsesses over his clothing. He wears snap backs, skinny jeans, high tops and has to have them all matching in color. He usually has Bieber hair and says things like "Swag", "Yolo" and "Thuglyfe." Occasionally he will force his girlfriend to match their clothes together. They enjoy name brands such as Diamond, Jordan, Crooks and Castles, and mostly just shop at Zumiez.

"Look at that kid's matching snapback and hightops."
"Yeah, he's a major chaunsy."

by hannahbby76 January 7, 2014

Chanksgiving

Eating Chinese food the Friday night after Thanksgiving.

Seth was turkeyed out and ready for Chanksgiving Friday.

On Black Friday Michelle and Jaimie shopped for bargains and then called Joe's Peking for Chanksgiving takeout.

by SwimStrong December 8, 2010