noun: A belt worn by women and sometimes men in centuries past to prevent infedenity and pregnancy in women and Infedenity in men. The belts are made of leather, metal, combinations of the two or combinations of leather and animal skin or other materials.
Some belive that the Chasity belt will make a comback with the goth and those into sexual fettishes in the future, as the corset did.
When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.
Me: OMG, last night was great!
Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?
Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...
Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?
Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...
A device used to ensure that the wearer does not have sex, or, in some cases, have any form of sexual stimulation such as masturbation.
In modern times, mostly used as a component of BDSM. The wearer will be put in the belt and surrender the key to another person, who then has (theoretically, effectiveness varies depending on the person and the device) complete control over the wearer's sexual release.
I always make my slave wear a chastity belt; by the end of a week in it, he's so desperate for release he'll do anything!
A belt worn to keep you from getting raped, made from lead and metal, looks kind of like a baby swing at parks. Used in the olden days and still used in some jails.
The king advised the queen to wear a chastitybelt, for he was to concerned of thieves.
When a female quickly clasps her hands together between and/or through her legs to block the cock! Used when a female is uninterested in sexual contact.
David inched his way across the bed toward Tammy. She quickly gave him the chastity belt!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!