To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."
Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.
by Ed Jones February 20, 2019