chartrand 

A last name commonly associated with Royalty, or families that possess a large sum of wealth. When combined the first name Michael, it attracts the female counterpart. The girls are automatically down to D.T.D.D (see D.T.D.D for definition). Anyone who proudly carries this full name, are the best counter-strike players in the world hands down, such as the player EFFIGY.

Man, that guy looks rich, he must be a Chartrand.

chartrand by John Albergas January 17, 2008

Chartrand 

Noun. Someone pretending to be the opposite gender in order to attract homosexual attention.

Verb. Used in the "to chartrand" sense.

"I'm a woman who's been pretending to be a man for the last four years. I'm a Chartrand."

"Hey, remember that girl Karl was dating online? Turns out she's got testicles. Chrissy's a man!"
"Wow. She totally chartranded him."

Chartrand by Tell_It_To_YoMama May 24, 2011

Scott Chartrand

a person who has over 9 braincells

Scott Chartrand is a school scooter

Scott Chartrand by ianboomer October 18, 2019

Chartardo 

a redneck that is native to silverwood, michigan. Can usually be caught saying words that dont exhist and riding a motorcycle while wearing a snowmobile jacket and welders gloves.

I cant eaver belive what chartardo did today it was undiculous!!

Chartardo by butcherbakercandlestickmaker September 4, 2009

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

Barbara Cartland 

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014