The ability of your brain to give thought patterns that make no sense at all but to also back up those nonsensical thoughts with thoughts full of pure logic and reasoning.

Like your brain being ambidextrous so it can use all forms of reasoning.
"Why does everything he says sound so weird but make absolute sense?"

"It's becasue his brain chaotilogidextrous."

"What the fuck kinda word is that?"

"He made it up."

"...Oh."
by Shadow Amadeus November 8, 2011
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