That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"
by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014
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