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chach/chachi 

A guy into the following: his fraternity, spring break, Dave Matthews, sports bars, chain restaurants, Abercrombie and Fitch, thinly-veiled misogyny. From the character "Chachi" of "Happy Days" and "Joanie Loves Chachi" fame. Oddly, Chachi himself did not fit the above criteria; yet, he embodied the essence of trying way too hard and having no fucking clue.
At my cousin's bachelorette party, we ended up at Senor Frog's - full of chaches. I had to bail.
chach/chachi by that girl April 30, 2004
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chachi/chach 

"Hey man, you got any chach?"
"Yeah, lets go do a bump."

When speaking in code:
"Dude, I am totally into that show Joanie Loves Chachi tonight"
"No shit? Well maybe we should call Charles. He always knows a party...."
chachi/chach by Maglicious February 14, 2005

The Chach 

A celebrity waiter at Pizano’s in Chicago
We had The Chach as are waiter at Pizano’s
The Chach by Dhdvtvtkduxgd September 22, 2019

CHACHI MARIACHI 

LESBIANS WHO HAVE A FASCINATION WITH MEXICANS.
LIZ (taylor) AND ANGIE(jolie) LIKE GOING TO HOMESTEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE CHACHI MARIACHIS.

WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO ANGIE AND LIZBETH BECAME CHACHI MARIACHIS.
CHACHI MARIACHI by MR911 October 19, 2010
Pronounced: "chawch"

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.

Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.

Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."
chach by Ash79 August 3, 2005

Fuzz Chach 

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”
“Slow down bro there’s a cop”

“Nah that guys a fuzz chach, we’re good.”
Fuzz Chach by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022

Whoa Chachi 

An expression meaning calm down or slow your roll.
Drunk girl is getting crazy at a party and spilling drinks everywhere you gotta tell her "whoa chachi"!

or

Used when people are hassling you or on your case.
Person hassling you: I needed this done and you never finished it.
You: WHOA CHACHI
Whoa Chachi by urbanwhiz09 April 20, 2009
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God Shot 

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