cernelev 

It means "black lion," sometimes colloquially referred to as "nigga pussy" by intellectuals. This extremely alpha name exudes massive penis energy the whole time. If you ever come across someone with Cernelev in their name, you will get cucked. "Cernelev" is also exchangable with "Chad." For example, you may cross paths with a virgin. Immediately you will know they are a virgin because of their walk, scent, nasal breathing, and virgin aura. The same goes for a Cernelev. The moment you see them, instantaneous chad energy. Their penis tip is still at the hospital where they were born, they only reason it is still on their body is it grows in length directly proportional to their displacement from said hospital. They can calculate triple surface integrals in the 69th dimension like a virgin can answer what 2+2 is.

Virgin: "Hey guys i just figured out that I actually have AIDS"
Cernelev: *Bashes virgin's head in with a single tap* "I literally hate AIDS, like just parse out your variables. Seriously guys."

OR

Virgin: "Hey guys we didn't do so good at that tournament, here is where we can work on for next time!"
Cernelev: "You win some, you round some."

OR

Thot 1: "Man I really want some dick"
Thot 2: "Let Cernelev fuck you, he can do both of us at the same time with his 420-headed dick."
Gamer girl: "Damn, just like the anime."
Cernelev: *spawns in* "I see you are fellows of culture, let's smash."

cernelev by Small Chad Energy May 23, 2019