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cat butter 

Cat butter, noun, Vaginal secretions before and after sex. Grease-like substance a woman secretes when she is horny.
"That pussy was slick with cat butter, I slipped right in"
"Mary had cat butter running down her crack from the pounding I gave her."

Matt- "Man I can't believe you fucked that dried up skank."
Brett- "She wasn't that dried up, she still managed to ooze a little cat butter for the occasion."

Tonight's special is tube steak smothered in cat butter.

Butter made from cat milk
cat butter by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
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Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B)

A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *

Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!

**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots

Butter cat 

The opposite of a milkshake duck. A viral person that later turns out to have really good views. Named after Jorts the cat.
"I was hoping bean dad was going to be a butter cat, but he was a milkshake duck."
"Oh wow that guy that went viral yesterday thinks healthcare should be free. A real butter cat."
Butter cat by Wooshie January 25, 2022

hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat 

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”

cat batter 

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye
Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye
cat batter by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

Buttered Cat 

a fat homeless bozo who makes rust videos in his mothers basement. Racist towards all british people.
Buttered Cat by scroffy August 15, 2025

Buttering the cat 

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)
"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."
Buttering the cat by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021