castpods

A horrific debilitating disease with which your body rejects your genitalia and forms legions and open sores all over your body. It is commonly transmitted through anal sex and has a tendency to cause the afflicted to go off into the world and spread the disease. It is found mostly on older gentlemen who should be kept from the public

"Morty what the fuck are those sores on your arms?! holy shit they look terrible!"
"Thats just my castpods acting up again don't worry itll go away soon."