Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.

Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.

Schrödinger’s Catfish by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025

Catfish Smell 

When a vagina is either overused or unwashed, resulting in the girl's vaginal odors to ferment with the sweat and rotten semen, thus causing her vagina to smell like fish

Guy: Yo, bro. Stacy's got catfish smell!
Chad: For real, bro? Gnarly!
Guy: Yeah, brah! I told her to wash it but she was busy bitching about body acceptance and stuff.
Chad: Feels bad, broski. Let's chug some Monsters to wash the smell out.

Catfish Smell by GIGGABIGGA November 9, 2018

Catfish Story 

A real story about a single girl that meets a scam artist online. He tries hard to impress her, makes her believe he is single and just wants a chance. He posts attractive pictures of 'himself' and tells interesting stories (that are NOT TRUE). The stories and the pictures came from someone (a stolen identity) on Facebook.

The red flags: He acted emotional when she was not around; made her feel bad for not giving him a chance; said sweet things to her so she would come back online; when she came back, he pushed her away with verbal abuse or pictures of himself with (an automatic) girlfriend; hides behind seduction games; the cycle repeats over and over.

AND YOU WILL START TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINING ALL OF IT AND LOSING YOUR MIND....

All the while, his online buddies start to feel the same thing you're feeling...

Why doesn't he just meet IRL and get it over with?

BECAUSE HE CAN'T! HE IS NOT REAL! HE CAN NEVER and WILL NEVER MAKE IT REAL.

THE VICTIM OF THIS STORY LATER LEARNED THAT HER ONLINE LOVE INTEREST WAS REALLY A Lesbian pretending to be a man.

People, don't be another Catfish Story. Talk on the phone asap and meet IRL like normal singles do. A background check wouldn't hurt. Remember, catfishers CAN'T meet you because they are NOT who they say they are and their goal is to keep the online fantasy going for as long as their victims will allow.

Catfish Story by Catfished February 4, 2013

Catfish Suprise 

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.

Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.

Catfish Suprise by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016

Catfish Sympathizer 

A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.

Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!

Catfish Sympathizer by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 18, 2019

catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

catfish sammy by tonydenver May 6, 2010

catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

1.

Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

catfish shits by godsp33d September 2, 2009