carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.
Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."
by EpicBird July 17, 2011
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Carsick Doughnut

A jelly or cream filled doughnut or pastry that only spills its contents on you in a vehicle of some kind, most likely a car.
Damn!, the jelly spilled out all over pants. Damn carsick doughnut.
by Cableguy468 August 19, 2009
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No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.

Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
by Dat Jew Doe August 24, 2011
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