A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
by AcidClassical April 3, 2008
Get the carrot treemug.