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Carlyjo is usually defined as gorgeous, quiet, radiant, and optimistic. She has blonde hair and stunning dark blue eyes. She is shy but once you get to know her, she has a witty sense of humor. She can be insecure, but she doesn't usually show it. If you ever know a Carlyjo, you are the luckiest human on earth, once you know her, you never forget her. And her laugh is the best.
"I know a Carlyjo, she is such a great friend and I LOVE her laugh!"
carlyjo by Shakespeare writer December 8, 2018
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The Carlyons are a family of legends
carlyon by Not sure January 10, 2016
Carly jo is someone who is so cool that they make the other person shit in their pants. They are also very funny causing the above to occur (shitting)
Maddi: OMG! I just shat my pants
Dana: Is Carly Jo around?!?!?!
Carly Jo by ilovevodkaandorange December 9, 2008

Carly Jo Montgomery 

Holy shit, it's Carly Jo Montgomery, I just creamed in my pants!

carlylovescosmetics 

Carly, a beauty guru on youtube, is a young girl who is passionate about makeup! She deserves so much more credit for her video's and will most likely soon be a big star on youtube!
"who's the girl with the dolphin pillow pet and awsome makeup?"

"thats carlylovescosmetics!"

"oh!, does she live in an igloo?"

"no!"
carlylovescosmetics by bob-_- August 22, 2011

Carlyosis 

This means when you in love with a Carly and you are so, Inlove with her and her curry stews and her roast beef goat balls that It gives you scoliosis
Oh look there’s a Carly

She does the best chicken stew
I hope, I don’t fall In love with a Carly she’s gonna give me scoliosis
Too late

Carly samways have given me it carlyosis
Carlyosis by Carlys one love January 25, 2021
cailyjo is a girl who is too nice for her own good , and who gets stressed out over storage on her phone, or when the toilet seat leaves a mark on her butt from sitting there for HOURS. she has 100+ perfumes but thinks she needs more

nevertheless she’s a short girl who swears she’s 5’4
p1: oh it’s caily let’s say hi
p2: ok hi cailyjo
cailyjo: ur making m but hole shake leave me
cailyjo by xxxx2my January 14, 2023
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