carlossus 

A mighty fine, smooth, suckable monster cock with enough girth to make you cum upon entry. It breaks your doors down like a Viking batting ram and makes you scream for more!

Usually belonging to a male viking by the calling sign of Carl

Oh my! He just took me over in the first thrust...I knew I was going to enjoy this seeing to as it made my eyes water with surprise

Did you see the Carlossus? You can't miss the anaconda of a cock but if you did you will feel it beat you into submission

carlossus by Firsttimegirl February 10, 2014

Colossus 

Any of the 16 antagonists in SotC. The colossi are imposing creatures made of stone and dark fur resembling grass. Surprisingly, not all of them are huge in size, but they still require thinking to find and exploit their magic sigils, where they must be struck by with the ancient sword.

A glowing pattern of light similar to the design on Wander's tabard, the Sigil must be struck to slay the colossi. Striking these points does great damage to a colossus and are the only way of mortally wounding them. Some sigils will vanish after a certain amount of damage has been done, forcing Wander to find the other sigils.

Colossus by picklestein June 20, 2016

colossus of clout 

George Herman Ruth Junior aka Babe Ruth

As heard in the 1993 movie The Sandlot

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

colossus of clout by scgmilan April 30, 2011

Shadow of the Colossus 

Created by the brilliant Team ICO, under direction of Fumito Ueda, Shadow of the Colossus is the worthy sequal (or prequal, however you want to interprete the timeline) to ICO, an underrated masterpiece of a videogame released for the PS2 back in 2001.
Shadow of the Colossus is set in the ICO universe, an undetermined number of years before the events of ICO itself, and features a lone warrior (Wander), his trusty steed (Agro),recently deceased girlfriend (Mono) and 16 mysterious beasts (Colossi). These, for the vast majority of the game, are the only characters involved. The story is the simplest of tales of love: Wander is tasked with the slaying of all 16 colossi (with just a sword, bow and arrows) in order to bring his girlfriend back to life.
Shadow of the Colossus is a testament to the brilliance of Fumito Ueda and Team ICO, turning such a simple premise into one of the greatest videogames of all time, and the game oozes the jaw-dropping artistic direction that only Fumito Ueda can produce.
This game is at once epic, haunting and lonely. A masterpiece that should be enjoyed by all people of all backgrounds.

As a side note, Shadow of the Colossus sold significantly more copies than ICO because of the increased emphasis on violence, however somehow I think Rockstar will sleep easy tonight.

Boy: Hey, what game is that?

Gamer: Shadow of the Colossus.

Boy: It looks amazing, with an unrivalled art direction and real sense of loneliness to the landscape. The sound effects are haunting and the emotive architechture is a really subtle touch. You really made a good investment with this game!

Gamer: ....I only bought it because the box was made out of cardboard...

Shadow of the Colossus by Friend of Wander January 8, 2009

Colossus 

Peter Rasputin. A member of the X-Men who could change his skin to organic steel. Romantically involved with Shadowcat, A.K.A. Kitty Pryde, and with Zsaji, the alien healer. Killed while testing the cure for the Legacy Virus.

Poor old Colossus- he died for the team.

Colossus by Braavosi May 22, 2003

Shadow of the Colossus 

A fucking great game. Better than any pussy ass ps3 or 360 game. This fucker had you killing 16 bad ass bosses in a row in a fucking sexy environment. This game is the greatest game i ever played. Man, After playing this game you'll want to burn the box and inject the smoldering ashes into your retina. And check out this mutha fucka, the third in the series is coming out soon. Jesus I almost had a heart attack and a stroke when I heard this shit. Fuckin' Japs man, They make killer games. For the PS2, and its only $20, TWENTY DOLLARS. MAN YOU COULD BUY A SPAYED CAT OR BUY THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE.

Harley: Hey man I just bought MW2 wanna play?

Jack: No, ill play Shadow Of The Colossus, the game that'll rape your mother and kill your dog.

Harley:....

Shadow of the Colossus by Albatrosslawl August 5, 2010

GTVA Colossus

The largest vessel ever created. This dreadnought was first designed during the infancy of the GTVA, by the Emperor Khonsu II. Its construction took over twenty years, ending with the unveiling of the twelve kilometer starship during a minor skirmish. The Colossus and its 10,000 member crew all perished while valiantly distracting the first Sathanas juggernaut.

Jump, Colossus.

We can't, we've been disabled.

GTVA Colossus by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004