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A mighty fine, smooth, suckable monster cock with enough girth to make you cum upon entry. It breaks your doors down like a Viking batting ram and makes you scream for more!

Usually belonging to a male viking by the calling sign of Carl
Oh my! He just took me over in the first thrust...I knew I was going to enjoy this seeing to as it made my eyes water with surprise

Did you see the Carlossus? You can't miss the anaconda of a cock but if you did you will feel it beat you into submission
by Firsttimegirl February 10, 2014
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