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Pronounced: Kar-lahje

A car (re)constructed from parts of other cars. Typically has different colored doors, hood, and body.
My Honda might be old, but it's at least all in one piece. Check out that Pinto Carlage over there - nice work with the blue hood and rust-primer door on the otherwise green car, no?
carlage by amyshort July 16, 2008
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American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.
Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.
American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017
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Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

carmageddon 2 

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!
carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006

Just Carnage 

World renowned streamer currently in sick kids battling pneumonia and obesity. He is the next successor to the dictator of DPRK Kim Jong Un.

Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.
Omg ur such a Just Carnage
Just Carnage by Nuterd wale January 14, 2019

Primal Carnage 

An Indie game being developed by LukeWarm Media. So far it's going to be a classed-based multiplay shooter, although a single player "campaign" is planned. There are two teams. One is a team of mercenaries and the other is a team of dinosaurs. The dinosaur team has to try and stop the human team from completing an objective. As of this writing it is still in alpha, although closed beta testing should be coming soon. No definite DLC is planned although they have it in mind.. It will also be free of charge. Distribution on Steam has yet to be decided and console releases will depend on PC sales.

There are five classes for each team.
Humans:
1. Scientist (Sniper)
2. Heavy
3. Pathfinder
4. Trapper
5. Firestarter
Dinosaurs
1. T. Rex
2. Raptor
3. Dilo (Dilophosaurus)
4. Horde (Compsognathus)
5. Scout (Pterosaur)

There will be a nemesis system set in place so that no singe class will have an advantage over all the other classes. All the classes will have one definite strength and one definite weakness.

It has broght much interest to "dinosaur nerds" as there are very few games with dinosaurs in them and even fewer that are actually good. Not to mention, in this game you can actually play as the dinosaurs.
One day I'll donate and one day the closed beta for Primal Carnage will release and one day the game will release and one day I'll play it.
Primal Carnage by rawpower April 5, 2011
Carnage- chaotic drinking mayhem. A night out which consists of sheer madness with friends, usually results in having "The Fear" in the morning due to crazy drinking antics!
Carnage= Drunkness, Racing in heels, jumping in the ocean/sea - ( winter is worse) , drawing on faces, stealing random pointless items from places such as glasses, posters, toilet signs etc. Going to roughly 4 or 5 after-partys after the after party you were at after your night out.
Carnage by EveyT May 9, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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