Canadian term for usually a loose as a goose rez chick who’ll try every trick in the book to get you in bed. Below 5’8 and usually fat as fuck this breed of cougar will fuck you up. Turn em away and they’ll only chirp ya. DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN ONE OR YOULL HAVE A SKIN WALKER CURSED UPON YOUR FAMI-
Person 1: Did you fucking hear that greasy shit?
Person 2: Who, that caribou canary tryna pick up the rig pigs?
Person 1: Fuck after that id need a player rich and another kokanee
Person 2: Who, that caribou canary tryna pick up the rig pigs?
Person 1: Fuck after that id need a player rich and another kokanee
by SuckinDartsSinceOutDaWomb September 11, 2022