Canoodo

Describes a person who always tries too hard when you're trying to put the least amount of effort in as possible.

That canoodo made me run the worst workout of my life'
He's so canoodo, like why does he have to do this to me.
Thank god I'm not lifting with Jake today he's such a canoodo

Canoodo by dbook3 December 20, 2017

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Canoodling Hoagie

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

Canoodling Hoagie by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009

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Canoodlemonster

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

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Canoodling

The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.

"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."

Canoodling by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016