Cannif is a common last name for weird families that are pale and pasty like gingers. Also, cannif could mean a total bitch who is fat and has a huge butt and cow legs. Most of these "Cannifs" are teachers in the 8th grade :).
"What a total cannif!"
"She's such a cannif, look at her legs!"
"Eww, she's a teacher in eighth grade, what a Cannif."
"She's such a cannif, look at her legs!"
"Eww, she's a teacher in eighth grade, what a Cannif."
by theruler June 22, 2008