Candez

1337 (leet) or Internet speak for 'candies'. Being deceptive while speaking about candez

Bob: Man, I am craving some candez.
Frank: I think I'm gonna get licorice candez today.
Or
Smithers: Man, I am gonna get high tonight.
Dubbo: On what?
Smithers: On candez mate!

by Dubbo the noddy knight October 28, 2010