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Caliphia is amazing person, who is caring, loving and kind to u always. She love to laugh at thing that are really funny, Caliphia is a girl that love people but especially her best friend or close friends. It so hard to get her mad. She as a big heart to every that don't have it. She also smart and beautiful and great personality to each everyone. She also have weird laugh and love text people and make joke also.
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Caliphaggot

A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.

Caliphate 

A caliphate, is the Islamic form of government representing the political unity and leadership of the Muslim world.

A unified Muslim world.
Members of the last Caliphate government (Ottomans) declaring war (jihad)
Caliphate by Welcometomyworld September 22, 2011

Caliphilia 

1. Describes the obsessive afinity for California, it's culture and it's people.

2. Describe the attitude expressed by a person living away from home that their country or state of origin is better than where they are currently living (especially Californians living on the East Coast.)

Homonym: Califeelia
What's with all that Caliphilia? If California is so good, why don't you go back home?
Caliphilia by Boo_this_one's_4U. October 21, 2006

Caliphate  

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it dominates everything completely, so that all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.
Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate !
(KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!) all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding...
Caliphate by theoneverdies August 20, 2007

Caliphate 

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it's the religion that dominates completely, so all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.
Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate!
(KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!! all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding)
Caliphate by thoeneverdies December 31, 2008

Ummayad Caliphate 

The Ummayad Caliphate (in Arabic: الخلافة الأموية: alkhilafat al'umawia) very first of the caliphates. It started in 661 when Ali ibn Abi Talib, the last Rashidun caliph, died. His rival Muawiya started a caliphate that would expand to the borders of Islam. In 711, Tarek ibn Ziyad led a Berber army up into Iberia and won, expelling the Visigoths out of Spain. As the caliphate expanded, it started to get less religious. It was defeated in 750 when Abbasid armies, from their base in Baghdad, attacked with the help of Ummayad rebels in north-east Iran.
The Ummayad Caliphate (661 - 750) was the very first caliphate!
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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