calhoum

He is an amazing, cute, adorable, soft hearted creature that has a huge soft spot for their girlfriend's. They give good hugs and are really weird but in a lovable way, they love to laugh and can be an extremely caring person, they always need attention and most of the time a kiss on the cheek to give them a little bit of motivation. They are a very supportive person and will always compliment you, they have big brown eyes that you can't stop staring into, its like staring at a new universe, so beautiful and sparkley. They don't like to do a lot, most of they time they just want to relax or hold you in there arms. Be warned though, if you hurt them they will hurt you back, take it from me XD. But they have the most luscious hair, they you just want to play with for ages. They can also be a sexual creature and hit all your g-spots. They are the most caring, loving, cutest, adorableness at its finest, beautiful, sexy, funny and most weirdest person you will meet, so treat them like a god and keep them cause they are everything you need

Girl1: wow calhoum hilarious and so adorable

Girl 2: yeah I want him in my life
Girl1: yeah I'd want to be him
Girl3: Hahaha to late i already have him*evil laugh and cute giggles and snorts*

calhoum by The little weirdo:3 May 8, 2018

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

Barney Calhoun by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010

Calhoun 

(Verb) To consume a minimal amount of an alcoholic beverage, esp. beer.

(Noun) An alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.

"Look at all these wounded soldiers -- who Calhouned the beers?"

"I found a lot of Calhouns lying around after the party."

Calhoun by 36Mafia June 14, 2013

Calhoun Middle School 

The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.

Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.

Calhoun Middle School by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017

Calhoun High School 

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

Calhoun High School by iloveguys May 3, 2009

Guido Calhoun 

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

Guido Calhoun by Imbnd July 25, 2007

Calhoun 

(Noun, adjective): A disaster of huge proportions; anything that reeks of failure. An irksome situation.

(Verb, adverb): To cause spectacular misfortune. To ruin something beyond repair due to ignorance and/or ineptness.

Etymology: Southern United States, with roots primarily in Texas.

He totally dropped the ball — singlehandedly calhouned the whole project.

Enron. What a calhoun that was.

I got calhoun'd on the way to work. it's my second speeding ticket this month.

Calhoun by upfreak April 30, 2009